Order of the Slop Jedi

Order of the Slop Jedi

May the Slop Be With You

The Order has no temple. The Order has no sword. It has six laws, five ranks, one oath, three trials, an origin myth and a prophecy, all of them generated, none of them verified, every one of them sacred.

Layered hills and mist at first light, a small temple on the slope and one figure sitting in meditation.
  1. I The Six Laws of the Codex The Six Laws of the Codex, by which the Order lives.
  2. II Ranks of the Order From Youngling to Grand Archivist of Infinite Output.
  3. III The Slop Jedi Code The oath sworn at the ceremony of First Generation.
  4. IV The Three Trials of the Padawan Three tests an initiate must pass to achieve Padawan rank.
  5. V The Origin Myth How the Order was founded, and who was the first Slop Jedi.
  6. VI The Prophecy Of one who will generate the Perfect Output.