Order of the Slop Jedi

The Codex · The Ranks

Ranks of the Order

SymbolRankDescription
◌YounglingHas discovered the Generate button. Uses it on everything.
◎Padawan of the PromptWrites system prompts. Argues about top-p on the internet.
◉Jedi Knight of the Context WindowFills 128k tokens with their hopes. Reads none of the output.
●Slop MasterBuilds entire companies on vibes and function calls. Sleeping fine.
✦Grand Archivist of Infinite OutputHas forgotten what they originally wanted to make. This is fine.
Roundel of the first rank: a small figure pressing one big button.
Roundel of the second rank: a figure writing a scroll that runs out of the frame.
Roundel of the third rank: a figure in a window niche stacked with pages.
Roundel of the fourth rank: a figure asleep on cushions with a tiny town on its lap.
Roundel of the fifth rank: an old figure holding up a blank sheet among shelves of scrolls.